Am I the only one who thinks that Paris Hilton is being a tad too dramatic? It’s not like she’s been sentenced to a life of hard labor. She’s in a cell by herself, separated from the general population, which should preserve her purity. All she has to do is sit there twenty three hours a day, shower and exercise for one hour, for about three weeks and then go home. From her histrionics, you’d think she’d been sentenced to clean AIDS babies with her tongue. Or maybe being so close to us every day folk is just more disgusting to her than we can imagine?