My miniature schnauzer, Mr. T, has reached the ripe old age of 16 1/2 years old with no more or less in the way of problems that most of us would have at the equivalent human age. Granted I spend more for his medicine in a month that for mine. And yes, neither one of us moves as fast as we once did. But all things considered, he’s not doing badly at all.
When we take our daily walk, he moves slowly. Usually he is behind me at the end of the leash taking his time about the whole thing.
Condoleeza on the list of people or things that are most annoying this year? And not Laura who actually sleeps with George? Are we sure we have our priorities straight?
It seems to me that if this is a day to celebrate an honest day’s wages for an honest day’s labor, then politicians should not be allowed to take this day off.
For those of you who knew Debbie Strode and wondered, wonder no more. SHE’S ALIVE! Due to federal law, I am prohibited from saying anything else.
FBI agents raided legislative offices across the state yesterday collecting evidence they apparently feel may show an unholy closeness between some Alaska legislators and Veco, our very own pipeline support company. And all I can say is, for this they needed the FBI? Seriouly, stop anyone on the street and ask them. It’s cheaper.
The only words you need to define Alaska.
The article in the paper today says the government is not doing enough to stop our gowing obesity. And all I can think is…when the hell did the government become responsible for how much I weigh!????
And so another piece of Alaskana bites the dust. No longer will Alaskans be able to head to Spenard for some fried Spam and sleazy humor interspersed with juvenile political jokes that often were the only comic relief available during our seemingly interminable political seasons. We are left we nothing but the Daily Show and they don’t do song and dance half as well as Mr. Whitekeys and company. Besides, they never mention Alaska unless it involves Ted Stevens and, no offense to Uncle Ted, but he is hardly our funniest or most outrageous politician. In Alaska, you have to
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and most of Conan O’Brian made the Emmys bearable. Other than that, YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yes the man married to Britney Spears is as annoying as holy hell. But no more annoying than his wife. And after all, shouldn’t we pretty much feel sorry for them both for being so inane?