I can’t believe they finally buried that Smith woman and no one, absolutely no one, even remotely famous bothered to show up. Gee, what could that mean? Could it be that even the luridly famous have some bottom line of taste and discretion they will not cross? Or did Hugh Hefner fear if he showed that he would be looking in the mirror of his future with his 27 year old fiancee? Or maybe, just maybe, this woman was not worth the free air she’s been given almost nonstop for the past few weeks. TV has once again risen to the occasion and proven what Newton Minow said so many years ago. It is, indeed, a vast wasteland.
Do yourselves a favor. Pick up a book.