A bill has been introduced into the state legislature in California that would prohibit drivers under 18 from using cell phones in any way, shape or form while driving. It would also prohibit them from text messaging, using a lap top or a pager while driving. First of all, really? This is not something their parents mights have mentioned to them as a bad idea while driving? But no, on second thought, this is something that should be expanded to include all the idiot adults who do it too. My greatest fear is not Al Qaida. My greatest fear is the dumbass trying to drive while texting their child that it’s ok to eat apples and oranges together at the school lunch program. That’s the person who will probably kill me. It won’t be jihad. It will be their car and incredible stupidity mixed lethally together.