It doesn’t get much more insulting

Went out for breakfast last week and noticed that the menu contained a children’s meal with a note that it was also available to seniors. The main draw of the meal was smaller portions of everything which suits me just fine. So I asked the waitress what the age qualification was to be considered a senior for purposes of ordering that special and she looked at me and instantly replied, “Oh, don’t worry about that, honey. You can order it.”

Damn! What happened to the days when I got carded to see if I was actually 21. Now I can’t even get carded to see if I qualify for senior discounts.