I don’t care if Al Gore is having an affair. I don’t care if Bristol and Levi ever get together again. I don’t care who has or doesn’t have Tiger Woods’ son. I don’t care who Bill Clinton is doing this week in his mile high club. I don’t care if Rush Limbaugh married some woman twenty years his junior. I don’t care! I actually have my own life. I find it much more interesting than theirs. Dear god… whatever happened to the concept of privacy?