Stop the presses

A recent news article led with this amazing sentence:

“In astonishing and personal statements that could turn centuries of anti-Semitism upside down, Pope Benedict XVI says in a new book that Jews are not to blame for crucifying and killing Jesus.”

In related news, there is high suspicion amongst Vatican insiders that Charles Darwin may have been on to something with his theory of evolution. However, the common wisdom is still that at least five more centuries of study will be needed to confirm it.