OMG! OMG! The Russians found me

I logged on to my website to find a page long comment written in Russian. I don’t know what it said. I don’t care. All I know is that the Russians think I’m important enough to try to crawl into my website.

I blocked them, of course. But I am still thrilled that they thought I was important enough to hack. If only I knew what they were saying. God I hope it wasn’t just an advertisement for large, Russian penises.