POS seems to be solving all kinds of mysteries with his secret intel on just who is in the caravan heading to America’s southern border. Here are just a few of the people and things he’s found there…
Amelia Earhart – yep, that mystery is finally solved. She may be old but she’s still feisty.
The Bermuda Triangle – turns out it’s just a group of college students holding up a wavy blue towel to look like the ocean without the ship that was there a minute ago.
Carmen Miranda – well, this was pretty much a given, right?
All the lost dryer socks – they’re coming home to reunite with their mates. Thank god.
America’s dignity – it’s doing its best to make a comeback. Thought sneaking in through a crowd at the border would work.
Lost Boys – Peter’s on his own now.
DB Cooper – look it up.
Jimmy Hoffa – but he would prefer to still keep a low profile – you know, just in case.
Whew. Thank god POS’ sleuthing ability is as sharp and honed as his intelligence, honesty and morality.