I love looking at the beautiful dresses worn to events like the Oscars. But there is one trend that simply needs to stop and stop now – and that’s the see thru dress. I don’t want to see your nipples or your pubic region peeking out from under. That’s why you wear clothes… to cover up certain parts of the body. And if those boobs get squeezed together and shoved up any harder, they’ll explode their fake silicon all over the dress. Finally, while we at it, let’s dump the trend to have the dress stop at the knee but Continue reading →
I am woman, hear me roar. I can say that now that I’m done being hysterical over the wasp in my office. I was going to call a man to help… yes, Richard Wilson Jr., that would be you… but decided that I needed to man up and deal with it myself. So I ran around hysterically with a rolled up magazine smashing windows, blinds, walls… and finally got the wasp before it got me. I was feeling so pumped I even killed the fly at the window while I was at it.
I am woman, hear me roar! Continue reading →
That’s an image I’ll never be able to get out of my mind. Makes me want to wash my brain with chlorine. Continue reading →
Orangeman is going back to Houston because someone told him he needs to be more sympathetic towards the people injured in the disaster that recently struck that city. Seriously, someone had to tell him to go do this. Though, when I think about it, I’d rather still be in the middle of a disaster than have that man even attempt to hug and comfort me. OK, now I have to go take a bath. Continue reading →
Oh wait… it was on Fox News too? Then I guess there really was a hurricane in Texas. Continue reading →
You know you’re getting old when your spam folder starts filling up with advertisements for burial insurance. Continue reading →
Wow. The headline in my morning news feed reads, “President cedes moral authority to Big Business .” If that doesn’t wake you up by scaring the bejesus out of you, I don’t know what will. Continue reading →
The headline reads, “Trump’s threat to North Korea was improvised”. If that doesn’t keep you up at night, I don’t know what will. Nuclear War brought to you be the head clown of the Improv Troupe now occupying the White House. Continue reading →
That is the only conclusion that can be drawn from the recent release of telephone transcripts between the asshole in the White House and the president of Mexico and prime minister of Australia. On top of which, if you read the transcripts, he is almost incoherent with some statements and with others just sounds plain stupid. His version of these calls was a total lie. Not misleading but lies.
How low can America sink? Well, with the Liar in Chief at the helm, it seems as though there is no bottom to the bottom. Continue reading →