I can’t believe I am actually finding the news about OJ a welcomed relief to the relentless headlines about our local and national politicians. It may be time to tranquilize me.
It’s morning in America…and the politicians are all scambling to find their way home
Seems as though way more Alaskan politicians than originally named woke up to morning in America in bed with the wrong person. As they scramble to find their way home while erasing all evidence of their fingerprints, I can only chuckle. What buffoons they are.
I long for snow
…if only because that means this incessant rain will end. When I had only one dog, I could walk and carry an umbrella. Now with two dogs and two leashes, my only choices are to get wet or learn how to hold an umbrella in my mouth for three miles. And don’t suggest I use the leash that has two chains at the end but only one handle. My dogs each go their own way and want their own leash. And it’s not that they’re spoiled as much as it’s just easier to give in sometimes.
There’s always the day after letdown
This picture was taken the day Rhodes realized that this would be some of the last times he’d be seeing that dinner for free till he was much, much older.
Rhodes’ vision suddenly comes into focus
This picture was taken the day that Rhodes’ vision finally came into focus at the exact moment his mom was about to breast feed him and he got his first clear view of his dinner.
**!#@##%***%!!!**% plastic wrapping
I had to take a toothbrush and its electric base out of the wrapping today. I was close to tears before the ordeal ended. I had used a scissors and knife and small saw attempting to get the plastic to let me in. I was walking around the kitchen banging the damn thing on counters and using every four letter word…and more than a few five, six and seven letter words….I know. I had two cuts on my right hand from the plastic when I finally got in. What the hell are the geniuses who design packaging thinking? What are
9/11
It’s 9/11/07. Six years ago, George Bush swore he would capture Osama Bin Laden dead or alive and hold him accountable for what he did. Yeah, right. Easier to go after an idiot like Saddam Hussein than actually try to go head to head with someone who was intelligent enough to plan and carry out 9/11.
George Bush is a shame to this nation. Osama Bin Laden’s continued freedom is a slap in the face to every person who died on 9/11 and their survivors. I don’t know how Bush sleeps at night. He has destroyed America’s moral standing and
What the hell happens in men’s public restrooms?!!!!
The more I read about Senator Craig’s little episode and the convoluted and complicated little world of signals and taps and finger signs, the more I find myself thinking:
1. Boys never really do grow up, do they? They still have secret handshakes that make them cool….or secret something they shake.
2. If all this is happening in their restrooms, how come they still go in and come out quicker than 90% of the women I know? Suddenly, I find myself hoping even more fervently that they take the time to wash their hands.
3. Why is it that women’s
Judy and that other lady…oh yeah, Hillary
As someone who works for the gaming industry, Judy has learned to smile at everyone. Sometimes it’s easier than other times. You get to guess which time this is.
Bye Bye Birdie
Hey all you Anchorites (or Anchoregeans if you prefer)…don’t forget that today is Bye Bye Birdie at the old Rabbit Hutch site off Old Seward above Potter’s Marsh. Come see an eagle released back to the wild and meet our candidates for Bird of the Year. From 11 until 4. Bring the kids. There will be all kinds of fun things for them to do.
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