My sister, even in a torn t-shirt that highlights her (non-existent Sereni) ass, still is dressed better than I am on most days. (Just ignore the guy on the couch. We all try to but his wife insists on bringing him with her everywhere she goes.)
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I’ve been thinking more about Ann Romney’s statement that Mitt does laundry, irons his own shirts and shops at Costco and have decided that if they are not outright lying, then they are idiots. Because trust me when I tell you that if I had millions of dollars, I’d sure in hell hire someone to do my laundry and iron my shirts. By damned, I’d truly be a job creator.
Which of these scenarios is the more likely?
A. Mitt Romney does the laundry, irons his own shirts and shops at Costco.
B. I spend my summers on the Riviera having passionate sex with a naked Prince Andrew.
If you guessed A, you’re wrong.
Happiness is a warm puppy. Joel and Isaiah know that for sure.
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There is nothing like a puppy licking your face to make it more palatable. Ask Isaiah Amidon.
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Please, mom, let me out. I promise to sniff appropriately from now on. I will not put my nose where it doesn’t belong ever again.
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As I grow older, it’s the little things that can make my day. For instance, today I found sugar free Jose Cuervo margarita mix in my local grocery store. Before this, I had to order sugar free drink mixes online for a lot of money. Now, I can dilute my margaritas with enough sugar free mix so that I don’t have to taste the tequila at all. And it won’t cost me half as much as it used to.
Life is good.
Can someone please tell me the friggin’ point of pants with no pockets. Where the hell am I supposed to stash my tissues?
Bird TLC, our wild bird rehab facility here in Anchorage, is in desperate need of a place to relocate within the next six weeks. We need about 1000 – 2000 sq. ft. of space with an office. (The volunteers would also appreciate it if there was a bathroom but that’s probably not required.)
Just remember, we are the organization that put the word “non” in non-profit, so we can’t pay very much. But we’re really nice people and you would be helping the amazing birds of Alaska by helping us find space for them to heal when injured.
If you
