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Carl’s Jr. is offering a new sandwich called the Grilled Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger. Basically it is a cheeseburger inside a grilled cheese sandwich. I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that it has enough calories and cholesterol to take a family of four in a starving African country through most of a year.

On TV, it is being advertised using a model who bites into it with gusto despite the fact that her size makes it clear that a cracker fills her up on a good day. But we are somehow supposed to believe that the

Am I the only one who thinks that at some point it will be revealed that Paul Ryan is sending pictures of his privates over the Internet? Doesn’t he just look the type?

Here’s a simple one step solution to telling the Democrats from the Republicans.

If the crime involves money, bribery, buying or selling of favors, it’s a Dem.

If the crime involves sex of any kind but especially man on man or man or boy sex, its a Rep.

While this is not true one hundred percent of the time, it’s true often enough to be a rule of thumb.

US Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) recently stated that victims of “legitimate rape” rarely get pregnant because the “female body has ways to shut that whole thing down.” His later apology for this remark was that he meant “forcible” rape and that “legitimate” was the wrong word to use.

OH SWEET LORD! Does this man not get that ALL rapes are forcible or they are not rapes? And what the hell does he think our bodies do? Does he think that some part of our body notices we’re being raped and sends word to our uterus that this sperm should not

Am I the only one who thinks that when Ryan and Romney are photographed together they look like an ad for manly after shave?

The headline read, “Bristol Palin weighs in on VP pick”. Really? What idiot cares what she thinks? Can she think? Does what she thinks matter even the slightest, let alone enough to make headlines online? And while I’m at it, if she’s on a show titled “Dancing with the Stars”, why don’t I recognize 90% of the names?

Watching your dog lift his leg to a tree but for some unaccountable reason, lose his balance and fall over in mid-stream. That’s what’s embarrassing.

When: Saturday, August 18th from 12:00-4:00

Where: 15510 Old Seward Hwy (Old Rabbit Hutch site)

Join Bird TLC for a fun-filled celebration of birds, wildlife, the outdoors, and Alaska’s version of autumn.

Activities will include:

-Booths

· Alaska Department of Fish & Game

· Alaska Falconers Association

· Alaska Museum of Natural History

· Alaskan Heritage Museum

· Alaska Zoo

· Bird TLC Education Bird Booth

· Campbell Creek Science Center (BLM)

· Eagle River Nature Center

· Face Painting Booth

· Fish Lips & Bird Teeth Studio

· Kid’s Booth (Bird TLC)

· U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service

-Live

If we all squeeze our eyes shut, clap our hands loudly and believe in miracles strongly, maybe the hard little red things on my raspberry bushes will actually become berries prior to Thanksgiving.