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Invasion from Earth
I have never been one for scary movies. As a kid I went to them because that’s what everyone else did. On Saturdays, our mothers give us 50 cents and sent us around the corner to the Surf Theater for a double feature with 20 cartoons guaranteed to keep us out of their hair for at least four to five hours. We did this every Saturday except for summers when we went to the beach instead. The beach was free and back in the day, saving 50 cents a week was not to be sneezed at.
When the double feature
This, above all else, frustrates me
My sister, even in a torn t-shirt that highlights her (non-existent Sereni) ass, still is dressed better than I am on most days. (Just ignore the guy on the couch. We all try to but his wife insists on bringing him with her everywhere she goes.)
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I’ve been thinking about it
I’ve been thinking more about Ann Romney’s statement that Mitt does laundry, irons his own shirts and shops at Costco and have decided that if they are not outright lying, then they are idiots. Because trust me when I tell you that if I had millions of dollars, I’d sure in hell hire someone to do my laundry and iron my shirts. By damned, I’d truly be a job creator.
Yeah, right!
Which of these scenarios is the more likely?
A. Mitt Romney does the laundry, irons his own shirts and shops at Costco.
B. I spend my summers on the Riviera having passionate sex with a naked Prince Andrew.
If you guessed A, you’re wrong.
Charlie Brown said it best
Happiness is a warm puppy. Joel and Isaiah know that for sure.
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If you have to wake up to go to that first day of school
There is nothing like a puppy licking your face to make it more palatable. Ask Isaiah Amidon.
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Please, mom.
Please, mom, let me out. I promise to sniff appropriately from now on. I will not put my nose where it doesn’t belong ever again.
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Religion is not science
I think that under the heading of giving credit where credit is due, we should acknowledge the many, many Republicans who denounced US Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) and his asinine remarks about women and rape. I am almost certain that the majority of them meant it and were not just saying the right thing to avoid election losses.
The lesson that really needs to be taken from this incident is not that this man is a complete blithering idiot. That’s a given. The lesson that needs to be taken from this is that for so long as science is treated
It’s the little things
As I grow older, it’s the little things that can make my day. For instance, today I found sugar free Jose Cuervo margarita mix in my local grocery store. Before this, I had to order sugar free drink mixes online for a lot of money. Now, I can dilute my margaritas with enough sugar free mix so that I don’t have to taste the tequila at all. And it won’t cost me half as much as it used to.
Life is good.