Pardon me if I want to go screaming into the night at the idea that she got over one million dollars for a book she for dictated and some poor schlub wrote for her – that’s more than I’ll make in a lifetime of actually writing my own stuff which is way better than hers… except, of course, I can’t quite wink like she does.
How many?
Will Sarah win the contest tonight for the most imitated person on Halloween? Her masks sure seem to have been selling out like crazy. And god are some of them butt ugly! Even Sarah deserves a better mask than that.
Johnny Carson
Letterman is good in his own way. Leno is boring. But Carson… oh lord, watch some of the retrospectives of his best work and you see why he was king – and always will be.
Electric cars will work in Alaska
Just about the same time that Sarah Palin was opining in the Oct. 16 National Review that, “Electric cars might work in Los Angeles, but they don’t work in Alaska, where you can drive hundreds of miles without seeing many people, let alone many electrical sockets,” I was drafting some material for Ilisagvik College in Barrow. Interestingly, part of the background material I received included the fact that an instructor and students at the college celebrated the successful conversion of a car to electric power by driving the car from Ilisagvik to downtown Barrow.
According to the information I received,
Why I’m grateful for my health insurance
Because I can see my doctor as regularly as recommended to keep my health problems under good control. And because when he asks if I’m having any difficulty paying for the prescription meds, I can smile and say it’s not a problem because I have a wonderful plan.
My dream is that someday all Americans will be able to answer the same way because we will have seen the value, compassion and ethics that make health care coverage for everyone a no-brainer.
Once again I must say….
… what an absolute little freak Glen Beck is. Only in America… or maybe Nazi Germany….
Plane travel
Those of us of a certain age can remember when plane travel was considered glamorous. Only the rich could do it. You were served like royalty, even in coach. Your bags went along for free. No one strip searched you behind a screen that wouldn’t hide a birth mark from the public gawking on the other side as they pray they are not the next to be pulled out.
Sigh…. those terrorists have a heckuva lot to answer for.
To put it bluntly
I think any parents who put out a baby with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Disorder should have their reproductive organs removed by court order.
The things you can find in a basket….
No, not the Easter Bunny but someone just as cuddly.
Will a donut ever again taste so good?
I don’t think so.