After spending the better part of a week in Las Vegas, I can only say that no one should ever suggest to me again that Alaskan moose nugget jewelry is in any way odd or strange. For odd or strange, you need only walk down the Vegas strip, the place where neon goes to die.
Within no more than six blocks of the hotel at which I was staying, I saw:
…A woman in Levis and a wedding veil with a t-shirt that read, “Buy me a shot. I’m tying the knot.”
…A covered flat bed truck with a sign