Here’s a sure fire business idea

You know how they have those packaging stores? Well, I think someone should open an unpackaging store where people can go with their new purchases and have someone else wrestle off the freakishly strong plastic wrap. It would earn a million dollars a month easily.  I’d do it but my hands are just starting to heal from the battle to get the plastic wrap off the new headset I just bought…which, after much blood loss, turns out to not have the right connection for my phone so I have to return it…along with the bloodied plastic wrap. Which I will exchange for a new headset that works with my phone…that will come in even more space age plastic, sealed against invasion from all beings, alien or otherwise. I just hope I have enough blood left to rip it open. And that my scissors have enough strength left for another battle.