First I bought an 8 track and cassettes caught on. Now I have a DVD player and I’m told something called Bluetooth is winning. Hell, I didn’t even know there was a competition happening. I thought blue tooth was something rappers wore who couldn’t afford diamond teeth. I don’t even know what a Bluetooth looks like. Oh god. The world is truly outstripping my ability to even pretend to keep up.
So I’m guessing this means that I should throw out my eight track player because for sure it’s not coming back. Right?