Seriously, here’s the answer to the fiscal crisis

Instead of giving the money to those assholes on Wall Street, give the $750 billion to every homeowner whose house is about to be foreclosed upon and every sick American with no means of paying for health care. This will circulate the money back into the system, forestall foreclosures, make those bad mortgages good and save the financial universe…except of course for the greedy bastards who got us into this mess and then skipped off with our millions. We should find them and shake them upside down until all the money falls out. Then we take that money and everyone goes to Disneyland for the day. Once again, we recirculate the money AND get to watch the bastards swing in the wind. A win win if I ever heard one.