Who has the smaller penis?

Between Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh, it’s hard to tell who has the smaller wee wee. But they both must have pretty tiny ones considering the continuously escalating screams of hate they are emitting over the ascendency of a decent, honorable man to the White House…or are they so intimidated by that old tale about the African-American male’s penis size that all they can do is emit high pitched squeals? Suddenly I’m reminded of a scene from Deliverance….and in my re-imagining, it’s much more fun than it was in the movie.