Dignity is as dignity does

Blue lies at my feet in the bathroom in the morning as I take my AM constitutional. She carefully licks each paw and leg clean after having eaten her breakfast and indulged in her own constitutional. As she lies there so very carefully licking each paw, her head and neck are covered with the hulls of bird seeds from sticking her head under the cage to get any stray crumb the bird might have dropped. I guess you can be dignified with a head full of bird seed for so long as you don’t have a mirror.