It’s officially 2010

On Friday, a wonderful young man named Paul Mello came to my house and hooked me up to a HD cable box and a router for wifi Internet. I woke up in 1999 and went to sleep in 2010. He even fixed my remote so that it now controls everything but my bowel movements.If only I could remember even one thing he said. I can turn the TV on. That must count for something.