As I walked out of Costco with four tubes of gigantic sized Sensodyne, I found myself thinking of a Golden Girls episode where Sophia buys a case of toothbrushes from a big warehouse store and justifies it by announcing that god wouldn’t let her die if she still had a case of toothbrushes to use up.
I hope god is listening because it’s going to take one helluva long time to use up this Sensodyne.