Stop giving her back!

As an Alaskan, I would respectfully request that Republican pundits, talking heads, politicians and strategists… and Barbara Bush… stop trying to give Sarah Palin back to us. We have enough problems up here what with bears and ice and snow and darkness and the total lack of lane lines all winter that makes driving such a dangerous thrill. So stop saying that she should stay in Alaska. If you are afraid she’s going to run for president and thereby kill your hopes of winning the White House back in 2012, I’d suggest you find out why YOUR voters are so keen to elect someone so proud that she is uneducated, unprepared and dim that she touts them as her virtues for office.

This is not Alaska’s problem. In case you hadn’t noticed, we were bright enough to NOT elect Joe Miller. So we know what we’re doing.