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Attitude is all he needs

Oh. Sweet. Jesus. We are all doomed. Bend over and kiss it goodbye. That melted pile of orange goo has announced that he doesn’t need to be up to date on issues with North Korea prior to the summit. All he needs to do is have attitude.

I’m assuming he’s talking about the same attitude that won us independence, ended slavery and defeated Hitler. Yep, those were some attitudes. Of course, they were also backed up by guns and bombs but who are we to quibble. He’s the man with the plan. He’s the geeter with the heeter. He’s the ass with no class… oops.

So the POS currently sullying the White House is going to go to meet with Kim Jong Un and all he’s taking is his attitude. What could possibly go wrong? But just in case, remember those childhood drills – you know, the ones before the drills about active gunfire in the school – the ones where you put your hands over your head while facing the wall or ducked under your desk to save yourself from nuclear fallout – you might want to brush up on them. They may come in handy sooner than you think.