First we were told to worry about our cholesterol numbers. Then we were told to worry about our LDL and HDL – while apparently remembering simultaneously which was good, which was bad, which should be high, which should be low and what those numbers should be. Now we have to worry about some kind of small particles that can only be detected through a VAP test – a Vertical Auto Profile. Seriously, at what point is enjoying a steak and just dying less trouble?