If god… be it a he, she or it… is so fixated on taking attendance on Sunday, why did that god make the day so beautiful that being inside of anywhere is what feels sinful?
OMG!
Not only did I just figure out that my baby sister is turning a large number with a zero at the end of it, but I just found out that a Barrow friend that I always think of as the kid I first met there is now a great grandmother. Shoot me. Shoot me now!
Remember the good old days…
You know, when it rained all summer and if we had a sunny day we all ran outside grateful for the sunlight. Now it’s sunny all the time and I find it quite depressing. Give me rain, clouds, wind, give me WEATHER!
It’s because Trump is not boring
Anyone who watched the Republican candidates’ debate should have come away understanding why Donald Trump is beating all of them in the polls. It’s not because he’s the craziest of the group or says the craziest things. Let’s be real, in this group that designation will be hard fought for many months to come. No, the reason Donald Trump is so high in the polls is because he is not boring while the other candidates make my brain explode with boredom.
I used to be in a high school debate club. I remember that you were expected to answer the
Let me make one thing perfectly clear
It’s my bed and I get first dibs on where I sleep on it. The dogs get to fit in around me. Not the other way around!
If only they knew this…
Don’t you just love it?
Don’t you just love it when your dogs go out in the rain for that one last pee at night and then run back in and jump right on your bed to shake that rain off. Yep, you can never have enough of that wet dog smell as you’re falling asleep.
Ah rain
There are those who worship the sun. I don’t. I cheer for snowy, rainy, cloudy or otherwise not sunshiny days.
It’s how I feel and everyone needs to just get over it.
I hate goodbyes
Last night I sat down with a margarita and the last four Daily Shows that I’d taped. I started crying right after Jon Stewart appeared. Too many goodbyes this year. Letterman, Colbert, now Stewart. The people who made the world a little more understandable and funny are now gone and I’m left to make up my own jokes. I feel like I’ve just watched the passing of a very golden age of TV and can only hope the people taking over can be even half as good.
On the one hand
On the one hand, Donald Trump makes my skin crawl. On the other hand, his bombastic rants were the only true moments in the Republican debates. All the other candidates took whatever question was asked them and in about two sentences were back on their boring and repetitive talking points. You could have had Siri answering for as much color and reality they put in their responses. All were calculated to hit certain words and phrases that would first up the “base”.
Sadly, the Democrats will probably be about the same since they probably won’t let Bernie Sanders debate with
The Mormon Church and the Boy Scouts
When 15-year-old Jose Vasquez found himself in a plane wreck with one person dead and three others seriously injured, he used skills he learned as a Boy Scout to save their lives. And now three people have another chance at life because he knew what to do.
I’m going to guess that those three people don’t care who taught Jose how to save their lives. I bet they don’t care if his instructors were male or female, gay or straight, black, white, yellow or any shade in-between. Because the only thing that matters is that a volunteer Scout leader taught