So by now I’m assuming everyone has read the article about the idio… I’m sorry… the woman who thought it made sense to jump over a security fence to get close enough to a jaguar to take a selfie. There is so much to unpack in that statement that I hardly know where to start.
I’m guessing I’m not the only one on the jaguar’s side. Sometimes you need to thin the herd for it to survive and the jaguar was clearly trying to help our gene pool by deleting this idio… woman. Because she should definitely not reproduce. And if she has already reproduced, then we should take her children and place them somewhere safe from her incompetent idiocy… geez, no matter how I try, some form of that word keeps appearing.
It is people like this who, I am convinced, brought us the horror that is our current administrations in Alaska and Washington, DC. Because people like this clearly have no ability to think and function as reasonable adults in any situation. Jump in front of a jaguar for a picture… sure. Vote for some idiot who promises you a totally unreasonable gabillion dollar permanent fund check… sure. Elect an Orange Cheeto with the morals of a skunk (apologies to skunks everywhere)… sure.
Why did this woman think getting close to a jaguar was a good idea? Because her brain stem is so tiny that no good thoughts can get through. And why do people act in such stupid and inane ways when voting? Maybe because they are too brainwashed to think for themselves. Or maybe because they are Alaskans – the biggest welfare queens in America today.
Whatever the reason might be, it is simply a sad statement on life in America that we have an electorate that can think no further than their immediate gratification. It is simply a sad statement that in America today there is rampant racism and hate that some people voted to encourage. It is simply a sad statement that in America today, no matter how ignorant, hateful and gross you are, there is a candidate somewhere out there for you who is actually garnering votes.
This idiot – and yes, I’ve stopped trying to pretend she is anything but – endangered the life of a jaguar that was simply doing what jaguars do – helping to thin the herd. And the electorate in Alaska that voted in the disgrace that is our current governor should stop voting if they can only vote in their own narrow self-interest while ignoring the needs of the community as a whole. And the voters who put that POS currently sullying the White House in power – along with the slimiest looking daughter and son-in-law the world has ever seen – should either check their so called religion and racism at the door or move to a country where they will be more appreciated, say Saudi Arabia – unless, of course, you’re a woman.
Watching Alaska and America slowly but surely destroy themselves from within based on greed and hate is painful. More painful than any jaguar mauling you is.
And while I’m at it, let me just add that I hope they charge that idiot with breaking and entering and sentence her to clean that jaguar pen for a year. Bet she’ll be able to get a lot of good selfies then.