If your budget director can find no reason to feed hungry children and seniors, maybe he shouldn’t be in any position of power anywhere.
Just saying. Continue reading →
The more I think about it
The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get. Now I can’t even look frumpy in my own home. And forget about scratching my butt. The TV and microwave and toaster and smoke detector are all taking pictures of me and sending them to some poor soul whose job it is to be bored to death. I feel guilty if I don’t at least attempt to look a little nice for my refrigerator now. I think I’ll just go sit in my bedroom in the dark and revel in knowing that no one can see how messy I Continue reading →
Well, if we couldn’t do it, at least the Germans could
Since we still find it impossible to pay women equally for equal work from men, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that we couldn’t elect a female president. So thank god for Germany and Angela Merkel. At least somewhere in this world there is a bright, intelligent woman leading us on a better path – or, at least, a recognizable path that seems to have involved some thought and effort as opposed to Orangeman who seems to act on impulse… and his impulses are around a seven year old’s level. Continue reading →
My microwave does not say hi back
So is it wrong that every time I use my microwave now I say hi when I open the door? I mean, no need to be rude to whoever is on the other side of the hidden camera, right? Continue reading →
I wish I could get excited
I wish I could get excited about St. Patrick’s Day this year but I can’t. News from the Orange House is so bad on a daily basis that I spend most of my time feeling sad for the demise of our once great nation.
So all you seniors and kids out there who will no longer have enough food to eat so that we can build a military force that will keep the military industrial complex rich, find someone wearing green today and get them to treat you to some corned beef and cabbage. It may be the last meal Continue reading →
Political ethics… more ephemeral than spun sugar
I don’t know about you but I am personally ready to beat on any Alaskan politician claiming to cut the fat from the state budget to make ends meet without offering a single instance of where that fat is.
We are in the middle of a statewide fiscal crisis. Combine the budget gap with the recession and you have a perfect storm for wreaking havoc in the lives of ordinary citizens. Yet our state Senate seems intent on making that situation worse by offering a budget fix that would destroy thousands of jobs, deepen the recession and only be good Continue reading →
You just know he’s laughing
Don’t you think that in a house somewhere in Washington, DC, Obama is laughing his ass off as the Republicans try to undo Obamacare and find themselves at war with everyone over it. I mean, given their rhetoric of repealing it the first chance they got, he’s got to be at least snickering over their abortive Ryancare bill and it’s army of enemies. Continue reading →
Blaming the dogs is less embarrassing
So I’m walking up and down the hallway looking for a pile due to the smell of poop while glaring at the dogs only to realize that the odor might, just might, have been caused by my farting when I went to the bathroom. Continue reading →
Why is it?
Why is it that I get through the fall back time change with no problem but it takes a whole day to adjust to the spring forward? I spent most of yesterday in a daze that had no logical reason – unless it was those brownies. Hmmm… Continue reading →
Attention people who make tv shows
You cannot have a mid-season finale. And you know why? Because the very word “mid-season” tells us there is more to come. Ergo, no finale. It is a contradiction to put those words together. Kinda like saying “compassionate conservative”. Those two words simple contradict each other too. Continue reading →