Scandal at the Miss America Pageant

Why is everyone shocked that executives of the Miss America Pageant have been accused of misogynistic behavior, with demands from former winners and contestants that they resign? This is a contest based on a woman’s looks and bra size and ass jiggle. This is a contest that parades women around in tiny bikinis and high heels and calls it the fitness portion of the competition. What kind of men do people think this would attract? Well, the answer to that is it attracts men like the current POS sullying the White House who admits to pussy grabbing and walking into Continue reading →



The deficit doesn’t matter when it comes to giving the rich a huge tax break that will increase our debt by trillions of dollars. But we don’t have enough money to adequately fund children’s health care because of that deficit.

Somewhere out there, the Baby Jesus is weeping over how Republican Christians have bastardized the message he came to earth to deliver.

Yeah, merry Christmas… unless you’re a poor kid. Then Bah! Humbug! Continue reading →


a picture to warm the heart

I don’t know about you but I found that picture of all those rich white people congratulating themselves on creating a massive tax break for themselves and their rich friends absolutely heartwarming. It’s nice to know they’ll have a happy Christmas.
And that medical program for kids we now can’t afford? Well, what do those greedy little bastards want? I mean, if they needed health care, they should have been born rich or gotten a job. The rich shouldn’t have to suffer because of them. Isn’t that the true message of Christmas?
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I don’t know about you but…

I feel so much better now knowing rich people will get richer and not have to give up their private islands thanks to the Republican tax bill. I can’t tell you how many sleepless nights I spend worrying that they wouldn’t be able to shop from the Neiman Marcus catalog this year.

I’m starting to feel as though we are sliding down a hill that leads to a French revolution in our streets. And I’m not sure but I wouldn’t be in the front of the line at this point.

Republicans are one helluva greedy, despicable bunch. And this time, Continue reading →


Oh dear lord!

The white trash from Wasilla is once again giving hillbillies a bad name. Those of us who call Alaska home apologize profusely but let’s remember that we aren’t the ones who put her on the national stage. Continue reading →


How is it possible?

How is it possible to raise three self-centered, useless users of air to become the POS people Don, Jr., Eric and Ivanka are? You would think that statistics alone would suggest one would turn out decent. But no. They are all the type of people that caused the French Revolution. Personally, I’m ready for a revolution. It would beat hell out of another year of privileged assholes raping and plundering our country of its assets and dignity. Continue reading →


An old lady’s official revolt

There is a new commercial running on TV in which a fierce looking grey haired lady intones that she’s heard that at some point women just stop caring about how they look. She then strides out of her apartment looking even fiercer in heels and a face that could cut steel. And while I kind of can understand that some women still take that much effort well into their seventies and eighties, I still find myself wanting to scream at the TV, “Screw you.”

I think there should come a time when a woman can give up high heels, spanks Continue reading →


Good news, bad news

The good news is that Trump’s popularity rating is now the lowest of any president in US history, clocking in at about 32%

The bad news is that 32% of Americans still approve of this pussy grabbing piece of racist embarrassment. Have they simply given their brains over to Hannity? Continue reading →