Elise Sereni Patkotak

So this is what I’ve figured out about pretty ladies who get photographed with their asses and tits showing… my mother was right. They are just looking for attention.

I say this because it seems as though every time the spotlight drifts from one of the young women who seem to feel it should always be on them, they go naked in one way or another to pull it back. Miley Cyrus wears an outfit that shows her ass. One of the innumerable and hard to differentiate Kardashian’s wears an outfit that all but has bells and whistles pointing to Continue reading →

You should. Because yesterday, ICE deported the wife of a veteran who lived here for almost twenty years and is being separated from her American children. Another dangerous illegal sent packing.

Yep, this administration seems to have a thing about separating children from their parents. Maybe it’s a result of some deep seated resentment in the POS currently sullying the White House because he couldn’t get Ivana to keep Eric and Donald Jr. separated from him. I don’t think Baron has to worry. He never sees him anyway. As for Ivanka, I think it’s become crystal clear that he’d preferred Continue reading →

So for those of you men out there worried that the mere accusation of sexual misconduct will ruin your reputation and career – welcome to the world that women have occupied for so long we don’t remember when it was any different. No matter what the scenario, if a woman and man were caught in an inappropriate sexual liaison of any kind, the woman was a whore, a temptress, a bitch who lured that poor man in knowing he was not responsible for controlling his sexual desires. Whether you were a queen – check out the history of countries like Continue reading →

Did you see the video of Biden and Obama in the bakery run by military vets? My heart broke with longing for the decency, respect, kindness and honor they brought to their positions – none of which the current POS sullying the White House does.

I mean, seriously, POS thought he needed ID to buy groceries. Does this not tell us all we need to know about his connection to the “common” man – you know, the guy his newest tax scam will again leave out in the cold while providing billions to billionaires. Yep, in case you missed the Continue reading →

Is it wrong to hope that people who print their own 3D guns have them explode and kill them the first time they try to use it? It would go a long way towards the appropriate culling of the herd. Continue reading →

Doesn’t your heart break for all these poor men being accused of sexual misconduct? After all, some of them would argue that there is a vast difference between grabbing ass and rape. And it seems as though the mere mention of accusations, whether proven or not, is enough to cause you to lose your job and the respect of the world. Men are horrified that women have turned on them like this. Many men think they were just flattering you when they tried to kiss you or put their hand way up on your leg or patted your bottom. Is Continue reading →

And no, it’s not about Orange Goo or his ridiculous tweets. No, today I’d like to rant about naked women.

I am grateful that we are passed that time in history where women were considered secondary citizens whose sex vibes would send any man into a frenzy thus necessitating that women cover up everything. Because, as we all know, a man can’t be held responsible for his sexual impulses if a woman is such a slut as to wear a mini-skirt.

We’ve thankfully gotten beyond that. Women can now wear as much or as little as they want. I just Continue reading →

There are apparently some who think universal health care is a plot to turn us all into socialists. Quite frankly, you are better off looking to the bromance between Putin and Orange Goo to find that.

Some of the arguments you hear most often against universal health care are that if government takes over health care it will fuck up a perfectly functional system and it will cause us to have to wait in line forever to be seen.

The first thing is just laughable. If this is a perfectly functioning health care system, then why are so many people Continue reading →

Depending on where you live in Alaska, summer can be full of fishing or seal hunting or goose hunting or getting that moose for the winter. In all those scenarios, two things are a constant. One, summer in Alaska involves killing something. Two, who the hell knows what the weather may actually be like? And given the fun that global warming brings, you never know from one hour to the next whether it will be cold, hot, warm, rainy, cloudy, windy… and usually, on a good Alaska summer day, you get all three in the space of about four hours. Continue reading →