So I have reluctantly been dragged into the last frontier on the Internet. At least, this is the last frontier for me. If I go any further, I’m pretty sure my head will explode. Either that, or I’ll have to deliberately forget all the lines of “The Raven” that I so painstakingly memorized in my dorky youth in order to make room for more codes and passwords and access numbers and online names.
The good news, of course, is that I can now never forget my great-grandmother’s maiden name because if I do I will forever be locked out of