Author: Elise Patkotak

It was one of those headlines that are so unbelievable that you stop immediately to reread it because you know you couldn’t have read it right the first time. But you did. Anne Coulter has called the children crying and screaming when separated from their parents at the border, “child actors”.

I didn’t think you could sink any lower than the orange slime currently occupying the White House but she has. She has taken the crying pain of little children being separated from their mothers and, in order I’m guessing to keep her high paying job, has called them fake. Continue reading →

I understand that you have to drink the kool-aid in order to remain with the current administration in DC. Clearly if you don’t drink enough, you will go running into the night sooner rather than later as evidenced by the rush of staff out the door of the White House. But Rudy Giuliani has definitely drunk that one cup too many and he has finally fallen over the line into complete idiocy.

Of course, in this administration, being a complete idiot helps. But not in Rudy’s case. In Rudy’s case, his mouth is all over the media making the most Continue reading →

Yep, that POS currently casting slime and shit all over our White House has managed to open a door in the floor we didn’t even know was there so we could sink even lower in the world’s estimation. And, quite frankly, in the estimation of a lot of Americans who are positively bewildered by how quickly POS has managed to turn us into a mini-me Putin style Russia.

What was that door he found, you ask? It’s the door he opened when he said that separating children from their parents was a way to gain political leverage in his immigration Continue reading →

Just in case they didn’t see my tweet, Sen. Lisa Murkowski, Sen. Dan Sullivan and Rep. Don Young – your silence and inaction as children are ripped screaming from their parents under orders of this vile administration makes you complicit and as guilty as those physically dragging those children from their parents. Shame on you and your colleagues. Shame. Shame. Shame. And don’t you dare call yourself Christians. You are a disgrace to true Christianity.
Oh yeah, happy father’s day. Continue reading →

That melted pile of Creamsickle goo in the White House has now called Kim Jung Un a funny, nice person who is a great leader whose people respect him and sit up straight for him when he speaks. Yep. That’s right. A man who murders his family, puts anyone who doesn’t act exactly as he demands into gulags where, if they don’t die, he kills them before they can leave. His people are REQUIRED to attend every event and are REQUIRED to smile and clap and be happy. If they aren’t, there are plenty of fellow citizens who have been Continue reading →

Mark Begich threw his hat into the gubernatorial race here in Alaska claiming that clamoring voices have been begging him to run. Really? Clamoring voices? People urging you to run? Aside from your family who want you out of the house, exactly who were these people? The three Democrats in Alaska?

Bill Walker has been a good and decent governor. He walked a middle line, something almost impossible in today’s bifurcated world. He made tough decisions with no muss, no fuss and no drama. Again, I certainly don’t agree with him on everything he believes or does. But I’ve lived Continue reading →

So according to the Big Orange Pile of Creamsickle Goo, America’s biggest enemy is the Fake News Media. In case you’re wondering how you know the news is fake, it’s easy. If it’s not Sean Hannity, it’s fake. And it’s America’s enemy because it insists on pointing out when the emperor has no clothes on… and given our would-be emperor, who the hell would ever want to see that.

Ok, so let’s see where this brilliant idea leads us. The media is the enemy. So let’s destroy the enemy by constantly questioning everything it writes or says… even when it’s Continue reading →

How did we end up in a situation where the moving pile of orange goo that claims to be our president goes on TV praising every strongman dictator in the world but picks a fight with Justin Trudeau?

Remember when America stood for something? Ah, those were the days. We praised our allies and condemned the tyrants who killed and imprisoned their own citizens, who annexed countries without a qualm, who killed journalists and rivals whenever and wherever they found them. Now it’s just the opposite. Kim Jung Un and Putin seem to be the two leaders Orange Goo mostly Continue reading →

In all the fun and fury of Orange Goo destroying relationships with our closest allies… and Canada, for god’s sake, CANADA!… another headline has been lost in the general weeping and gnashing of teeth that anyone with even an iota of sense is doing. And that’s the headline where the current administration destroying our country and everything good in it announced it would not defend the Obama era mandate of the ACA that requires coverage of people with pre-existing conditions.

Yep, listen up all you sick people out there. If you thought trying to stay alive before was hard, wait Continue reading →

How the hell did we end up at war with Canada? OK, not a full blown, guns blazing war like we have in our schools but a war of words, anger and – on the part of many Americans – confusion.

I mean, we’re talking Canada here. Some of the nicest people in the world live there. I have always felt safe and secure knowing they were our northern border because Canadians were our friends and I knew they’d fight to keep us safe. Maybe they say the word “about” in a strange fashion but other than that, we are Continue reading →