I leave for Vegas tomorrow. Should I finally hit the million dollar penny slot jackpot – and in my head, there is always a million dollar penny slot jackpot – I will no longer be keeping this blog. I will be spending my days in front of a fire built by someone else, eating food cooked by someone else and stroking the firm hard abs of the best looking man I can find who will do it with an old lady for money. Ah dreams.
Scribblings
He’s holding me back!
If he didn’t have that stupid loyalty to the human who feeds us, I’d be in Florida by now… warm, cozy and NOT freezing my now non-existent balls off.
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That’s it. I’m outta here until this damn white stuff melts
Don’t try to stop me. I will keep walking until I get to Aunt Judy’s where the house is cold but outside is warm. I am not meant to be a friggin’ sled dog!
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Ukraine and Iraq have something in common
In both cases, the people of the invading country were/are being treated to a propaganda war that justifies everything being done. Putin and Cheney are not all that different.
Why I feel sorry for Abdul
He’s my African Gray parrot and he loves to imitate me. He loves to sing and whistle even more. I try whistling the tune to the Andy Griffith theme and he cocks his head and listens so intently trying to catch the rhythm and notes. And then a totally puzzled look comes over the intensity of his gaze and I realize how hard it is for him to try and imitate me since I can’t carry a note or a tune, even with help from music, backup singers and a wheelbarrow. Then he tries to imitate what he thought he
I don’t mind
I don’t mind them staring at me while I’m in the shower. I don’t mind them staring at me while I’m on the toilet. I do mind waking up in the morning to a dog standing on my chest and staring straight down at me. That is simply freaky.
The shower crowd
This is the scene right outside my bathroom door as I take a shower. They are ever vigilant lest a door suddenly open up on the other side of the shower and I slip away without them knowing. In case there is any doubt, this has less to do with their loyalty to me than with the fact that they don’t get breakfast until after my shower and they want to be very sure I don’t try to get out of it.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson can take me anywhere he wants, in or out of this cosmos. When did astrophysicists become so damn sexy?
I used to dream about Tom Selleck
Now, this little man shares my bed and warms my back every night when he curls up into it and I’m as happy as Tom could have possibly ever made me. On top of which, Snowy doesn’t care what I look like when I get in bed so long as he’s allowed in too. So SCORE!
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Sarah may see Russia
But I think I can see Hawaii from here. If only this fence had a weak spot, that old lady who feeds me wouldn’t see me again until summer.
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