I’m not stopping until I hit Coronado!
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Scribblings
Funny or Die
We now have conclusive proof that Obama is NOT any better at being a comedian than he is at being president. On the other hand, I’d still prefer him over just about every Republican currently running for president.
Ronan
Saw Ronan Farrow on the Colbert Report. What a nice young man. Articulate. Caring. Educated. Frank would be very proud.
Turkey bacon
There is bacon and there is turkey. They should not be confused. Chopping up turkey and reforming it to look like bacon fools no one… especially after the first few bites.
Please lord, take me away from all this snow
I’m begging, goddess. Bring me someplace warm and sandy. I’m losing my normally cheerful disposition and starting to want to steal my owner’s credit card and make my own plane reservations.
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Guess what I found out today?
I found out that if you don’t tell Social Security to take withholding out of your monthly check, they don’t. And then, come tax time, instead of the refund you have spent your entire life receiving and blowing on some silliness like groceries or penny slot machines, you have to pay. And pay a lot. OK, maybe not a lot for Mitt Romney or Bill Clinton. But for those of us in the trenches, it’s a lot.
Task for today… call social security and change withholding.
How much gayer could he be?
Vladimir Putin may be crazy and out of touch as being reported but that may be because of the all energy he needs to put into denying that he’s gay. OMG! I’ve seen less obvious examples of gayness in NYC’s Greenwich Village!
Of course it does
The headline read, “Allegations of groping faced by Army’s top sex-crime prosecutor”. Of course it did. So sadly SOP for the military.
After the dental work
He may have lost a front tooth but he didn’t lose THE FRONT TOOTH that gives him such a manly appearance.
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Doggie Snow Angel
Unlike BuddhaBubba, Snowy thinks that the snow is great. And he’d love to be a sled dog in the Iditarod… assuming by sled dog you mean that he gets to ride in the sled while the other dogs do the pulling.
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