First – threaten a foreign power in a text in all caps, the professional and appropriate way to send a threat to a foreign power.
Second – the very next day, send out a conciliatory text to that same foreign power
Third – Don’t tell your own staff what you’re doing so that they are continuing a threatening stance while you are being conciliatory. You know, just to keep the world guessing about how truly insane you are
Fourth – congratulate yourself on once again managing to create another crisis to divert attention from the fact that you are a Continue reading →