Elise Sereni Patkotak

So by now I’m assuming everyone has read the article about the idio… I’m sorry… the woman who thought it made sense to jump over a security fence to get close enough to a jaguar to take a selfie. There is so much to unpack in that statement that I hardly know where to start.

I’m guessing I’m not the only one on the jaguar’s side. Sometimes you need to thin the herd for it to survive and the jaguar was clearly trying to help our gene pool by deleting this idio… woman. Because she should definitely not reproduce. And Continue reading →

So I listened to his testimony last week and tried to decide if he was telling the truth or not. On the one hand, he probably wanted this chance to clean up his reputation at least a little for posterity. On the other hand, he gains not much more than the possibility of that if he lies in front of Congress while meanwhile ensuring that he earns the enmity of that swath of the American public that views Trump as their god.

So why testify?

Well, part of it had to be to get a few digs in at a Continue reading →

So the current governor of Alaska wants to cut benefits to the elderly. Hmmm. This wouldn’t be so bad were it not for the fact that here in Alaska, edible pot products can only contain 5 mg. of THC per piece. In California, each piece can contain 10 mg.

This is important because it means that 1. the government here in Alaska thinks our old hippies can’t handle pot as well as California’s old hippies and 2. cutting benefits while maintaining the high price of pot is something members of the Flower Generation will not stand for – mainly because Continue reading →

If you have not yet seen the video of Sen. Diane Feinstein debating school kids over climate change, it’s a must. It’s a must especially if you wonder why these children will be totally turned off by government and ready for a revolution in the very near future – assuming they have a future when we finish messing around with this earth.

In the video, she makes it clear to these kids that she’s the adult and she knows best. Given her age, you’d wish this were true but it’s not. Because what she failed to grasp is that the Continue reading →

As time goes on and the POS currently sullying the White House continues on his path of racism, hate and billions for billionaires, it gets harder and harder to keep writing about him without just repeating myself. He is a disgrace to this nation. He is probably a Russian agent on some level. He’s a racist. He’s a homophobe. He’s whatever he thinks his base wants him to be at that moment. He’s destroying the checks and balances so carefully written into our Constitution. He’s already destroyed America’s reputation in Europe. After the name he called African countries, I’m guessing Continue reading →

Pick Trump or Dunleavy. Either one has shown what a mean-spirited weasel they are by their actions. POS declares a national emergency that he admits isn’t really a national emergency and then goes golfing. The man who claims to be Alaska’s governor – but represents absolutely no one I know – had some outsider submit a budget proposal that would destroy Alaska for years to come in order to avoid taxing Alaskans.

What assholes.

Dunleavy caters to the meanest of impulses in all of us. Give us something for free and we don’t care how much it hurts anyone else. Continue reading →

I know that headline will come as a complete shock to anyone who has ever seen how I dress. So let me repeat what I’ve said so often: I love looking at fashion and seeing pretty people in fabulous clothes. I just don’t have any desire at all to either own or wear anything that isn’t a sweatshirt requiring no bra and pants with an elastic waist. It is not mutually exclusive to like those two things simultaneously.

So there I was scrolling through the latest looks from New York fashion week when I realized that I tend to have Continue reading →

Got home and Snowy was so glad to see me that he snuggled really close the first two nights. Then, like any typical male, he was done with cuddling and gone back to his side of the bed. Sigh… got to get me another female dog! Continue reading →

So let’s not talk about the POS in the White House who screwed government workers for three weeks for a vanity project while his Cabinet members showed they have no understanding whatsoever of the plight of the average American.

And let’s not talk about Nancy Pelosi having more balls than all the men in Congress put together. As always, it took a good woman to clean up the mess made by incompetent men.

No, let’s talk about the Catholic Church. As someone who was raised in this medieval throwback, I feel I know the organization inside and out. After all, Continue reading →