Author: Elise Patkotak

Melania Trump’s parents were sworn in this week as US citizens. Thank god they were able to get by the strict controls being put on immigrants… legal or otherwise… by Trump’s favorite evil dwarf, Steven Miller.

Have you seen this man? Don’t you wish he was an immigrant – legal or otherwise – so we could toss him out. I mean, we’d find a reason. Just like he’s finding reasons to punish legal immigrants for following the law. How dare they? Told they had to get Obamacare, so they did. Now little Stevie is saying he can throw them out Continue reading →

Pundits say we need to separate the political from the personal, especially in today’s toxic atmosphere. But here’s the thing. I can’t. The POS currently sullying the White House has so offended every moral fiber of my being that anyone who still supports him is not someone I want to spend any time with. Don’t care about their perspective. Don’t want to hear their point of view. Doesn’t matter if this POS has fulfilled every one of their warped visions for a new whiter America. Don’t care if the fucker cured cancer at this point. He is such a vile, Continue reading →

I went to a local pot store to pick up some edibles. My lungs haven’t had smoke in them in so long that they rebel if I try to smoke pot. So edibles it is.

As I stood at the counter of a lovely little pot emporium, I asked the very nice and VERY young lady helping me what shatter was. As an old hippie who only ever knew to smoke a joint or bake brownies with it, I used to think I knew all there was to know about pot and pot products. But I’d seen the word shatter Continue reading →

Here’s the thing about family. They drive you crazy. Unless you live in a world where every member of your family is on Zoloft, this is as true about you as it is about me.

The extra added flip with my family is that they come from a region of Italy where being snarky is a way of life and getting sentimental is a sign of weakness. So we don’t do that. We yell a lot. We laugh a lot. The women have actually been known to cry a little together – but not too much. Can’t have that.

As Continue reading →

The media causes wars and divides people? According to the latest from Tweedle Dee, the only person you can trust is him. And that’s creates a difficulty since he lies every time he opens his mouth and the “fake news” usually has video and audio to back that up. So the only media organization that fits POS’ definition of the media as warmongers is Fox “News”.

And on that note, it’s a windy, grey day in Anchorage with summer definitely on the wane and the cool breezes of fall already being felt. I’m going to go visit an old friend Continue reading →

So this is what I’ve figured out about pretty ladies who get photographed with their asses and tits showing… my mother was right. They are just looking for attention.

I say this because it seems as though every time the spotlight drifts from one of the young women who seem to feel it should always be on them, they go naked in one way or another to pull it back. Miley Cyrus wears an outfit that shows her ass. One of the innumerable and hard to differentiate Kardashian’s wears an outfit that all but has bells and whistles pointing to Continue reading →

You should. Because yesterday, ICE deported the wife of a veteran who lived here for almost twenty years and is being separated from her American children. Another dangerous illegal sent packing.

Yep, this administration seems to have a thing about separating children from their parents. Maybe it’s a result of some deep seated resentment in the POS currently sullying the White House because he couldn’t get Ivana to keep Eric and Donald Jr. separated from him. I don’t think Baron has to worry. He never sees him anyway. As for Ivanka, I think it’s become crystal clear that he’d preferred Continue reading →

So for those of you men out there worried that the mere accusation of sexual misconduct will ruin your reputation and career – welcome to the world that women have occupied for so long we don’t remember when it was any different. No matter what the scenario, if a woman and man were caught in an inappropriate sexual liaison of any kind, the woman was a whore, a temptress, a bitch who lured that poor man in knowing he was not responsible for controlling his sexual desires. Whether you were a queen – check out the history of countries like Continue reading →

Did you see the video of Biden and Obama in the bakery run by military vets? My heart broke with longing for the decency, respect, kindness and honor they brought to their positions – none of which the current POS sullying the White House does.

I mean, seriously, POS thought he needed ID to buy groceries. Does this not tell us all we need to know about his connection to the “common” man – you know, the guy his newest tax scam will again leave out in the cold while providing billions to billionaires. Yep, in case you missed the Continue reading →

Is it wrong to hope that people who print their own 3D guns have them explode and kill them the first time they try to use it? It would go a long way towards the appropriate culling of the herd. Continue reading →