Elise Sereni Patkotak

I know that headline will come as a complete shock to anyone who has ever seen how I dress. So let me repeat what I’ve said so often: I love looking at fashion and seeing pretty people in fabulous clothes. I just don’t have any desire at all to either own or wear anything that isn’t a sweatshirt requiring no bra and pants with an elastic waist. It is not mutually exclusive to like those two things simultaneously.

So there I was scrolling through the latest looks from New York fashion week when I realized that I tend to have Continue reading →

Got home and Snowy was so glad to see me that he snuggled really close the first two nights. Then, like any typical male, he was done with cuddling and gone back to his side of the bed. Sigh… got to get me another female dog! Continue reading →

So let’s not talk about the POS in the White House who screwed government workers for three weeks for a vanity project while his Cabinet members showed they have no understanding whatsoever of the plight of the average American.

And let’s not talk about Nancy Pelosi having more balls than all the men in Congress put together. As always, it took a good woman to clean up the mess made by incompetent men.

No, let’s talk about the Catholic Church. As someone who was raised in this medieval throwback, I feel I know the organization inside and out. After all, Continue reading →

Nancy Pelosi is quickly becoming my all time favorite person in the whole world. She is showing us how to stand up to a bully and how to expose that POS in the White House for the lousy negotiator he is. He’s got nothing to bring to the table and she’s not at all shy about pointing this out.

No money for his friggin’ wall ever! I hope the men in the House have as much guts as the woman who is leading them and can stand strong against the national bully.

But meanwhile, let me say once again, you Continue reading →

Please do not invite that POS destroying our country to Congress to give a State of the Union address. We all know the State of the Union. It sucks thanks to that POS.

So please, do this whole country a favor and don’t let him crap all over our airways with his lies. Don’t give him the chance to grandstand. Don’t give his hate more airtime.

Don’t let him give a televised State of the Union in Congress. He does not deserve to. Continue reading →

I find it rather amusing that the Republicans are bending over backwards to distance themselves from Steve King and his racist remarks. They are squealing and squawking like their virtue has been ripped from them. They repeat over and over that racism has no place in the party of Lincoln. They’ve stripped King of his committee assignments. They are dancing away from him in double time.

So given this virtuous response to King’s overt racism, I have to wonder how they can continue to support the POS currently sullying the White House who has called Mexicans murderers and rapists and Continue reading →

As the government shut down continues ad infinitum, I find myself thinking of other things that could be shut down without anything near the amount of misery this shutdown is causing to people trying to scrape enough together to feed their family and pay the rent. For instance, what if we closed Congress down?

I know. I know. It seems as though it’s already closed down. Nothing getting down but a lot of hot air blowing around. The problem is that when Congress essentially closes down, they don’t have to work AND they still get paid. When your file clerk Continue reading →

Quite honestly, if it weren’t for the fun of taking a shot every time he told a lie, last night’s address to the nation by the POS pretending there is a national crisis was as boring as bat do-do.

I mean seriously, how do you make a speech boring in which you are trying to scare the American public into giving you billions of dollars for a useless piece of decoration? How do you make it boring when you are willing to make up any lies needed in order to achieve your goal? You could have said the zombies were Continue reading →

I am so over and done with insanely skinny, yet suspiciously full breasted women at the multiple entertainment award extravaganzas showing up with their boobs, butts and vaginas all on display. Why even bother with a dress?

The see through look is ugly. Just ugly. I am tired of naked rear ends. We all have one. Don’t need to see mine and don’t need to see yours. Cover it in a beautiful dress that is cut and folded in an amazing way to drape over a gorgeous figure and you have my attention. Take a piece of see through material Continue reading →